Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They’re afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes I wouldn’t say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes I wouldn’t say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty’s skin deep then they were was born inside out!
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes I wouldn’t say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine…and…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Doctor, Doctor I’m scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can’t sleep. Try lying on the edge of your bed…you’ll soon drop off!
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a Christmas bell! Just take these pills – and, if they don’t work, give me a ring!
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !