Januar 6, 2021 Children jokes Teacher: „Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?“ Student: „So we know when to start Christmas shopping!“
Januar 6, 2021 Children jokes Grandma: You’ve left all your crusts, Mary. When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts, Grandma? Grandma:…
Januar 6, 2021 Children jokes Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ? Sandra: No, I ain’t. Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not ain’t. It’s I…
Januar 6, 2021 Children jokes The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. ‚How high is it, Doctor?‘ she wanted to know. ‚One hundred and…
Januar 6, 2021 Children jokes Mandy was applying for a summer job. ‚How old are you?‘ asked the owner of the store. ‚I’m twelve years old, Sir,‘ answered Mandy….
Januar 6, 2021 Children jokes Trevor: That’s a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just…
Januar 6, 2021 Children jokes Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can’t read his paper. Jackie: Wow, I’m only eight and I can read…
Januar 6, 2021 Children jokes Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
Januar 6, 2021 Children jokes Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. ‚Whatever’s the matter ?‘ asked her mother. ‚I don’t know,‘ replied Mary, ‚but the teacher thinks…
Januar 6, 2021 Children jokes Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But, Mum, it’s part of my homework. ‚If you take an eighth of a…