Januar 6, 2021 An accountant is having a hard time sleeping… An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.“Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.“ „Have you…
Januar 6, 2021 Holiday accomodations Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party…
Januar 6, 2021 More than a hundred percent Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%?…
Januar 6, 2021 Welfare office A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, „Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would…
Januar 6, 2021 New Lumberjack A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard as he could, but still he could only chop down…
Januar 6, 2021 The Perfect Worker The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without3 wasting company…
Januar 6, 2021 Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went… Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two…
Januar 6, 2021 What marketing is Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach her and tell her: „I…
Januar 6, 2021 Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together… Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend, „Last week was one of the worst weeks…
Januar 6, 2021 Corporate Christmas ***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will…