Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VII Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression that you arevery hard pressed.
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VI Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still around. You could readmagazines and storybooks that you always wanted…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard V Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look impatientand annoyed to give your bosses the impression thatyou are…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IV Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you just because they want to giveyou something for nothing –…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard III Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of us, it looks like you’re not workinghard enough. Build huge…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard II Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like „work“ to the casual observer. You can send andreceive personal e-mail,…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard I George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document in yourhands. People with documents in their hands look likehardworking…
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Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear about the welfare doll? Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.