Januar 6, 2021 How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse… Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A nurse says: „This won’t hurt…
Januar 6, 2021 The company president called the chief security guard… The company president called the chief security guard into his office. „Chuck, we’ve received a complaint from one of the employees that you are…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day? How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil
Januar 6, 2021 Work Environment Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager)…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van? How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.
Januar 6, 2021 How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed a task force to study the problem of why light…
Januar 6, 2021 Your hair smells nice A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her…
Januar 6, 2021 Doing the job right Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security
Januar 6, 2021 Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time… Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. „What’s the…
Januar 6, 2021 BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: „My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?“Dilbert: „Remember you have to hold it upside down and shake it toreboot.“Boss:…