Januar 6, 2021 A man takes his sick dog to the vet… A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down and says „Say ahhhhhhhhhhh!“The…
Januar 6, 2021 A Duck walks into a bar… A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don’t have any bread[After a few minutes]Duck: You got any…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a bull and a cow? What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it.
Januar 6, 2021 What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg? What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Januar 6, 2021 What did the elephant say to the naked man? What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick up peanuts!
Januar 6, 2021 What do chain saws and monkeys have in common? What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear about the blind skunk… Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Januar 6, 2021 One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole… One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim there, decides to investigate.“Whatcha doin?“ he asked. Mongo replies, „My…
Januar 6, 2021 There was once a wide mouth frog… There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know what to feed them. She went to the cow, talking…