Januar 6, 2021 A man took his Rottweiler to the vet… A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said „My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?“ „Well,“ said the…
Januar 6, 2021 Why did the cactus cross the road? Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie
Januar 6, 2021 Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly… Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the other, „Wow, did you see how fast…
Januar 6, 2021 A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly… A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his…
Januar 6, 2021 I like monkeys This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. Ithought that odd…
Januar 6, 2021 What's green and has wheels? What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Januar 6, 2021 Two cows were talking in the field one day… Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that’s going around?Second Cow: Yeah, makes…
Januar 6, 2021 There were two cows in a paddock… There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said „Moo.“And the second cow said „That’s…
Januar 6, 2021 A fair warning Tourist guide at zoo: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen…
Januar 6, 2021 An ant and an elephant share a night of romance… An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is dead. „Damn“, says the ant,…