Januar 6, 2021 I think Rover is getting a bit old… „I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.““Bullshit, watch this…Rover sit! Oh dear, you’re right, I’ll getthe shovel…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the worst thing about washing your cat? Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.
Januar 6, 2021 My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of… My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The Dr said „which position do you use?““Doggy style,“ said dumb…
Januar 6, 2021 Stuttering animal Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no otheranimal in…
Januar 6, 2021 A man takes his dog for a walk in the park… A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there, he runs in to his old friend. The two men…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch…
Januar 6, 2021 Persistency Act A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he finally sees…
Januar 6, 2021 Some cows view each day as the last roundup… Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new…
Januar 6, 2021 At an auction During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, „I’m paying a fortunefor that parrot. I hope…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl? What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!