Januar 6, 2021 Three mice are sitting in a bar talking… Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a shot and says, „I play…
Januar 6, 2021 A robber was robbing a house… A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. „Jesus is watching you!“ „who’s there?“ The robber said But no sound was…
Januar 6, 2021 There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle… There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches…
Januar 6, 2021 THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice…
Januar 6, 2021 A dangerous job This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service…
Januar 6, 2021 Footless Parrot Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he’s lonesome so he goes to…
Januar 6, 2021 German Shepard on Golf Course German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the…
Januar 6, 2021 A little girl was out with her Grandmother… A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. „What are they doing,…
Januar 6, 2021 A police officer came upon a terrible wreck… A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little…
Januar 6, 2021 Pray hard A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, „Father,I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only…