Januar 6, 2021 Disorder in the Court! These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down…
Januar 6, 2021 Four worst words Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It’s still your turn!
Januar 6, 2021 The Golfer vs. The Fisherman Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it!
Januar 6, 2021 Definitions Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swinging.Oxymoron: an easy par three.A hack: when your divot…
Januar 6, 2021 LOFT Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbler about 60 yards. He…
Januar 6, 2021 The Politically Correct Country Club Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they’re…
Januar 6, 2021 Church Sunday Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. „You know,“ said the first friend, „I can always tell who the golfers are…
Januar 6, 2021 grammar correction A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Oklahoma, being friendly and all…
Januar 6, 2021 You're so stupid… Police You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.
Januar 6, 2021 Yo Family Is So Poor… Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your whole family came out singing,…