Januar 6, 2021 I like monkeys This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. Ithought that odd…
Januar 6, 2021 What's green and has wheels? What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Januar 6, 2021 Two cows were talking in the field one day… Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that’s going around?Second Cow: Yeah, makes…
Januar 6, 2021 There were two cows in a paddock… There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said „Moo.“And the second cow said „That’s…
Januar 6, 2021 A fair warning Tourist guide at zoo: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen…
Januar 6, 2021 An ant and an elephant share a night of romance… An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is dead. „Damn“, says the ant,…
Januar 6, 2021 Nice, but rough An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do…
Januar 6, 2021 An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing… An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water.“That way,“ he said, „You get…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you make a cat drink? How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Januar 6, 2021 A horse walks into a bar… A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: „So, why the long face?“