Januar 6, 2021 What came first, the chicken or the egg? What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it was the rooster!
Januar 6, 2021 A man running a little behind schedule arrives… A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as…
Januar 6, 2021 What's brown and crispy on the outside… What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A cockroach.
Januar 6, 2021 Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches? Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Januar 6, 2021 Why does a dog lick his balls? Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Januar 6, 2021 An irresolvable problem A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged.“Have you always been that way?“…
Januar 6, 2021 I think Rover is getting a bit old… „I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.““Bullshit, watch this…Rover sit! Oh dear, you’re right, I’ll getthe shovel…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the worst thing about washing your cat? Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.
Januar 6, 2021 My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of… My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The Dr said „which position do you use?““Doggy style,“ said dumb…
Januar 6, 2021 Stuttering animal Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no otheranimal in…