Januar 6, 2021 New scientific element: WOMAN Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever…
Januar 6, 2021 True Love A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women’s husband’s funeral service. The friend asks the woman if…
Januar 6, 2021 Road Hazard Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along,…
Januar 6, 2021 David Beckham whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and get davidBeckham to take a penalty!
Januar 6, 2021 Haircut before Trip A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, „Rome? Why would…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad Motel 1.The „complimentary“ paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it. 3.The „magic…
Januar 6, 2021 Far East Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his mother-in-law makes a careless remark,…
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton Vacation Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a…
Januar 6, 2021 Glazed A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says,…