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Januar 6, 2021 Ocean Joke What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Januar 6, 2021 Lady Sunbathing A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all the meetings, she decided she would go to the roof…
Januar 6, 2021 New Driver's License Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is…
Januar 6, 2021 Whatever you want it to be Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Januar 6, 2021 HITTING BOTTOM TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE SIZE GUY WEIGHINGABOUT 170 LBS.THE 2ND MAN IS A HUGE…
Januar 6, 2021 The sneeze A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently…
Januar 6, 2021 The Cruise A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The travel agent said…
Januar 6, 2021 Three Brothers There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the middle had the middle floor, and…