Januar 6, 2021 You might be a redneck if… girlfriend You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Januar 6, 2021 You might be a redneck if… shirts You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Januar 6, 2021 You might be a redneck if… meat You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Januar 6, 2021 You might be a redneck if… rich relative Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
Januar 6, 2021 Star bangled banner You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are „Gentlemen, start your engines.“
Januar 6, 2021 House explosion You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it’s wheels.
Januar 6, 2021 Redneck centerpeice You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.
Januar 6, 2021 Still in the family You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.
Januar 6, 2021 Redneck house You might be a redneck if your house still has the „WIDE LOAD“ sign still on it.