Januar 6, 2021 Today is my daughter's 18th birthday… I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby…
Januar 6, 2021 Fire Truck A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl…
Januar 6, 2021 Blind Pilots Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed…
Januar 6, 2021 The student and the teacher This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom really bad. So he raised his hand and told the…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 8 A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 7 A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 6 I was caring for a woman and asked, „So how’s your breakfast this morning?“ „It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 5 While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, „How long have you been bedridden?“ After a look of complete confusion she answered……
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 4 I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, „Cover your…