Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 3 One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 2 At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall. „Big breaths,“ I…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 1 A man comes into the ER and yells; „My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!“ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out…
Januar 6, 2021 Why did the nurse go to art school? Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Januar 6, 2021 College It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the…
Januar 6, 2021 Jelly I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, „So how?s your breakfast this morning?“ „It?s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly….
Januar 6, 2021 Birth Control An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, „I?d like to have some birth…
Januar 6, 2021 Deodorant A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don?t stock them. The man insists…
Januar 6, 2021 Waiting Room I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said…
Januar 6, 2021 Dentist Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist…