Januar 6, 2021 Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken) What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have left is a greasy…
Januar 6, 2021 Dirty minds Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Januar 6, 2021 The old mans bird Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at the man and asked…
Januar 6, 2021 Parrrot boy & daddy There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was…
Januar 6, 2021 50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream „Oh my God! They’ve found me!“ and bolt….
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Januar 6, 2021 Internet Test Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty white glow from over-exposure to your…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft ad space Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows. Acknowledging for the first time that the average…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Crashed My computer crashed and died today And I thought, „oh well what the hey“ Now I’d have time to clean my house And see…