Januar 6, 2021 A blind man in a store A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging…
Januar 6, 2021 I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants and Cell-Phones Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t know their plans.
Januar 6, 2021 Do Elephants Ever Forget? Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Januar 6, 2021 bear and a rabbit A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says…
Januar 6, 2021 rabbits chased by wolf Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit…
Januar 6, 2021 Difference between a cat and a dog… A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Ant and Elephant have romance An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. „Shit!“ says…
Januar 6, 2021 Dog named Sex Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him „Rover“ or „Spot“. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to…