Monat: Januar 2021

Policeman: Didn’t you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.

Policeman: Didn’t you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.

Policeman: Didn’t you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

Policeman: Didn’t you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that’s why I sped up.

Policeman: Didn’t you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don’t flirt when I drive.

Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?

Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I’m trying to prevent one. That’s what my boss said would happen if I were…

Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I’m in a car pool.

Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that…