Monat: Januar 2021

First cannibal: I can’t find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle’s full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they’re all very unsavory.

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people’s heads? Because they’re headcases.

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, „So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses.“

Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.

What is a cannibal’s favorite food? Baked Beings.

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.

What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn’t eat another mortal.