Monat: Januar 2021

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.

Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb.

Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.

Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.

Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.

Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its…

Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One – the rest are all true.

Q.How many blonde’s does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and…