Monat: Januar 2021

Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession.

Q: What did the blonde’s dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.

Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She’s trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: What kinds of people don’t get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, „How do you get to the other side?“ „You…

“Have you heard my knock-knock joke?“ asked the blonde. “No,“ said the brunette. “Okay,“ said the blonde, “you start.“

Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives ‚em something to do on Saturday night!

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.

A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. „Here we go again.“

Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!