Monat: Januar 2021

What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don’t drink!

These two blondes walk into a building. You’d think one of them would have seen it.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? „Look! They spelled MACY’s wrong!“

Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt’n peckers.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager.