Monat: Januar 2021

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave

Q: Why was the blondes‘ belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all…

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won’t give in? A: „Have another beer.“

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!