Monat: Januar 2021

What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!

Why don’t you see blonde pharmacists? They can’t get the bottles into the typewriter!

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break… It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!

Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!

I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts…. she gave me change!

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!