Monat: Januar 2021

Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don’t become polly-saturated!

Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!

What did the rich socialite’s parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!

What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!

What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!

What’s the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

Teacher: What’s the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!