Monat: Januar 2021

Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.

Sonny: I can’t sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you’ll be sure to drop off!

Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can’t answer. I didn’t know I was supposed to keep…

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.

Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip.

Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn’t been made up yet.