Monat: Januar 2021

I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.

I don’t think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I’m wide…

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.

When Mr Maxwell’s wife left him, he couldn’t sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.

Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. „I’ve just bought a pig,“ said the first. „But where will you keep it?“ said…

A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. „What’s wrong?“ asked his mother. „Do people really come from dust, like they said in…

The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which…

Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t feel well. Doctor: Don’t worry, you’ll just have to go to bed for a spell.

Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley…

Doctor, doctor, I’m having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it’s your bed. Oh, I’m all right at night, it’s in the day I have…