Monat: Januar 2021

Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it’s not on her head.

She’s the kind of girl that boys look at twice – they can’t believe it the first time.

Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn’t pretty and wasn’t ugly ? She was pretty ugly

Mary: Do you think my sister’s pretty ? Gary: Well, let’s just say if you pulled her pigtail she’d probably say ‚oink, oink ‚!

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I’m old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !

Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother’s ear. ‚Johnny, how many times…

A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said „Gosh, your ugly aren’t you?, I’ve never…

„My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!“said Miss Conceited. “Then he’s right said her little brother.“Sophia Loren?“ „No-spaghetti!“

A little boy came running into the kitchen. ‚Dad, dad‘ he said, ‚there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face‘ ‚Tell…

What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch: