Monat: Januar 2021

Part of a Flight Attendant’s arrival announcement: „We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get…

After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, „Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until…

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy…

Another flight Attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing: „We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the…

From the pilot during his welcome message: „We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry… Unfortunately none of…

United Airlines FA: „Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at…

Pilot says: „Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to…

From a Southwest Airlines employee: „There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft…“

The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there…

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, „Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost…