Monat: Januar 2021

Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, ‚Watch out for worms won’t…

Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard’s on fire.

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? It can look round.

Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None – because they were all redskins.

What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.

How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden

School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. „What kind of pie do you…