Monat: Januar 2021

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.

What’s an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.

Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him.

What’s the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? „What kind of answer did you have in mind?“ Two, one to change…

Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more…