Monat: Januar 2021

Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead and one’s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and…

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

„Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a werewolf! Is that true?“ „No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face.“

Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)

What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there’s lots of school spirit!

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with „A man once told me…“

Why do women have smaller feet than men? – It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the…