Januar 6, 2021 Beauty jokes First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that’s vanity? Second girl: No, it’s imagination.
Januar 6, 2021 Beauty jokes Fred: What’s that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!
Januar 6, 2021 Beauty jokes I’m not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that’s the problem – you don’t please anyone.
Januar 6, 2021 Beauty jokes My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.
Januar 6, 2021 Bath jokes The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, „Will it be alright if I have a…
Januar 6, 2021 Bath jokes Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I’d drunk the bath there…
Januar 6, 2021 Bath jokes Boy: Dad, dad, there’s a spider in the bath. Dad: What’s wrong with that? You’ve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is…