Januar 6, 2021 In an elevator! A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon…
Januar 6, 2021 19 putdowns and rejections! 1 Man: „Haven’t we met before?“ Woman: „Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.“2 Man: „So, wanna go back to my place?“ Woman:…
Januar 6, 2021 In a perfect world… *25 Things a Wife would say in a „perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I love the taste! 2) Are you sure you’ve had enough…
Januar 6, 2021 The new priest gets drunk! A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The…
Januar 6, 2021 Airplane in Trouble First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm. The engine was leaking and it was raining.Second Man:…
Januar 6, 2021 A play on Computer Lingo. 1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any Key3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.4….
Januar 6, 2021 Chinese laundry man This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants, the Chinese shops, the Chinese signs and banners on the…
Januar 6, 2021 Six Bad Days Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony,…
Januar 6, 2021 Why firemen have dogs A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Four Kids There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his bike and fell. Manners went to help him up. Trouble…