Januar 6, 2021 A new national anthem? Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, „Yank my Dandy Doodle!“
Januar 6, 2021 Hickbonics! Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics, has decided to designate Southern slang, or „Hickphonics,“ as a…
Januar 6, 2021 Day after Christmas. It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is…
Januar 6, 2021 Pat and Mike at the brewery. Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat calls Mike’s wife, Mary, and says: „Sure, and I hate…
Januar 6, 2021 How Many cochroaches…? Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one knows…when the light comes on they all scatter!
Januar 6, 2021 What is a country song played backwards? What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your carstarts, you get your job…
Januar 6, 2021 Beers for everyone! A guy walked into a bar and said „Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.“ But when it was time to pay, the guy didn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Arguments Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last word. Anything a man says afterwards is the beginning…
Januar 6, 2021 Republican or Democrat? Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.