Januar 6, 2021 Blonde male A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding. Sitting at the bar at the reception, sucking up his…
Januar 6, 2021 Up, or down? There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise. The wife, unfortunately, forgot her…
Januar 6, 2021 Things adults learn from their kids. There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they…
Januar 6, 2021 Aggies Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps stop their cheerleaders from grazing!
Januar 6, 2021 Baking humor Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was 71. Known to friends as „Brown-n-Serve,“ Fresh was anavid gardener…
Januar 6, 2021 A bat joke. A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave. Surprised…
Januar 6, 2021 The Job Interview Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer fresh out of MIT, „What starting salary were you lookingfor?“The…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde's Revenge What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out once a week!
Januar 6, 2021 Mattresses At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Januar 6, 2021 The rain cloud. What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!