Januar 6, 2021 The Crook & The President One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumped out from behind some…
Januar 6, 2021 The bored Swede A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his life ingeneral. He felt as there was nothing waiting for…
Januar 6, 2021 The Blonde Coyote Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap -she chewed off three legs and was still stuck!
Januar 6, 2021 Bill Gates and the Lightbulb Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One – he puts it in the socket and lets the world…
Januar 6, 2021 Another miracle? A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, „Okay, Mrs. Jones, what?s the problem?“The mother says, „It?s my daughter Darla, she…
Januar 6, 2021 Suzy's Legs There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender asked them what he should call his new bar.One guy…
Januar 6, 2021 When I die… When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did — In hissleep.Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Januar 6, 2021 English is tough stuff. Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an easy language … until they tried topronounce it. To help…
Januar 6, 2021 Jones or Lewinsky? Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response: Paula was good, but no cigar.