Januar 6, 2021 ABCP On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the toilet. The teacher said „Say your ABCs first“The boy started…
Januar 6, 2021 Whales A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized…
Januar 6, 2021 Road-killed lawyer Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid marks in front of the deer!
Januar 6, 2021 What\'s O. J. Simpson\'s Internet address? Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Januar 6, 2021 The ladder to success! A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde in front of a firing squad. Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the firing squad.The commander yells, „Ready…Aim…“ and the brunette yells „Earthquake!!!“Immediately…
Januar 6, 2021 Knock knock… Luke Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will find out!
Januar 6, 2021 Army general at Christmas What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Januar 6, 2021 Farmboy & Bull Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies that he had to take the family cow over to…
Januar 6, 2021 M & M Factory Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out all the „W“s.