Januar 6, 2021 The Leprechaun A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t help but notice the short man at the urinal next…
Januar 6, 2021 What's orange and sounds like a parrot? What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Januar 6, 2021 Knit to Fit An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police officer drove alongside her car and yelled, „Pull over!“The lady…
Januar 6, 2021 10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer! 10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (It`s hard to type with paws)9. ‚Sit‘ and ’stay‘ were…
Januar 6, 2021 Math? Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Januar 6, 2021 Why is it so hard Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.
Januar 6, 2021 Seminars for Females/Males Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law enforcement3. Advanced math seminar: Programming your VCR4. You can go…
Januar 6, 2021 Salad Boss asks secretary „Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?““No“, says the secretary.“Great, Let’s do lunch.“ the…
Januar 6, 2021 Cinderella Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from the ball.
Januar 6, 2021 On the Beach There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights and jogs six miles every day.One morning he looks into…