Januar 6, 2021 What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Januar 6, 2021 What\\\'s it called when…? What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Januar 6, 2021 How many women does…? How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
Januar 6, 2021 Wife and your job? What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will still suck.
Januar 6, 2021 Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks10. Her term of affection for you is „You Bastard.“9. She shaves your eyebrows off while…
Januar 6, 2021 Bill Clinton\'s Song Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune „A Few of My Favorite Things“ from the movie „The Sound of Music“The Bill Clinton version:My…
Januar 6, 2021 Descriptions of people you may know! Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to day.1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.2. Got into…
Januar 6, 2021 Rejected Hallmark Cards Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at the bright side, she’s a really good lay.My tire was…
Januar 6, 2021 Upgrading to Husband 1.0 Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules,…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde and the pop machine. A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her screaming at the machine…“You’re a dumb-looking button!“…