Januar 6, 2021 Cristmas Quiz If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called a point setter.James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of…
Januar 6, 2021 Diary of a New Snow Shoveler Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I…
Januar 6, 2021 Why Beer is Better than Women Why Beer is Better than Women1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.2. BEER STAINS WASH OUT.3. YOU DON’T HAVE TO WINE AND…
Januar 6, 2021 Rejection Letter Form Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear [____rejectee’s name here_____],I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from…
Januar 6, 2021 Temperatures Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn on the heat. 45 degrees – Vermont residents go to…
Januar 6, 2021 Blondes and chocolate chip cookies. Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 – 1 to make the batter and 29 to peel the…
Januar 6, 2021 Having a baby There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results were. When the first young woman came back to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Piano vs Mine Shaft Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor!
Januar 6, 2021 Cold Bikers Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.“Man! commented one… it’s FREEZING!!! and my coat won’t zip up. The…