Januar 6, 2021 Random Thoughts Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather; not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his…
Januar 6, 2021 How did you know? A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans * one bag of chips * one pack of burgers *…
Januar 6, 2021 Cows Earthquake Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A. A milk shake!
Januar 6, 2021 It looks like plastic. An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde on computer How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen!How can you tell she’s made the corrections?She…
Januar 6, 2021 The Train A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric trains in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Taste Test A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers…
Januar 6, 2021 One Drink too many! After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the…
Januar 6, 2021 World's Worst Pick-up Lines… World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.Just call…
Januar 6, 2021 Job well done! A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman comes out of the bathroom completely naked and looks at…