Januar 6, 2021 Paint the Porch Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes to the door. Hobo says, „Sir, I am down on…
Januar 6, 2021 Off the cliff! The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop.A…
Januar 6, 2021 Donald Duck Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.“Certainly, sir“ said the lady behind the counter, „shall I put them…
Januar 6, 2021 Restructuring at the North Pole The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft and Santa NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa’s…
Januar 6, 2021 The problem with Santa! 1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of…
Januar 6, 2021 Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree. Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet wide9. Salesman’s opening line: „You’re not a cop, are you?“8….
Januar 6, 2021 The Angel atop a Christmas Tree On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped. So,…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas and a day at the office? Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets…
Januar 6, 2021 Dear God (Christmas) Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He stole, lied, beat-up his sister, just about any trouble this…