Januar 6, 2021 Murphy's Laws on Sex MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.2….
Januar 6, 2021 Cheater Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you know?Teacher: On question #1, Johnny put down „I don’t know“….
Januar 6, 2021 Why are cowgirls always bowlegged? Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Januar 6, 2021 Timber! So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had just gotten jobs as lumber jacks. Well one say they…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo mama\'s so fat Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she…
Januar 6, 2021 Virginity Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says „Doc, I’m getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I’m a virgin,…
Januar 6, 2021 The Confessional Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, „Forgive me Father for I have sinned“…..“What have you done Tommy O’Connor“ said the Priest. „I had…
Januar 6, 2021 Washing the Dog A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and…
Januar 6, 2021 Meeting of the body parts! THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge:The brain said…
Januar 6, 2021 Meet the Genie A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband…