Januar 6, 2021 Sprinklers Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chance, It goes – spic….spic….spic….nigga…nigga…nigga…nigga………chink!
Januar 6, 2021 Father Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer pulled them over and went up to the vehicle. He…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde Swims the english Channel A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the English Channel.A group of spectators anxiously…
Januar 6, 2021 Too many beers. So I said „Hey man, that’s my beer.“Then he says, „No man, that’s my beer.“ Then the beers say, „No man, we’re our own…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs you are a Canadian 1. You stand in „line-ups“ at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by the term, „Homo Milk“3. You understand the phrase, „Could you…
Januar 6, 2021 Oh Baby! A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be…
Januar 6, 2021 The Old Lady & the Cashier A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the…
Januar 6, 2021 The Facelift A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the result. On her way…
Januar 6, 2021 The Physical This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her….
Januar 6, 2021 Spicy Panties A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping and picked up a pair of crotchless panties. She went…