Januar 6, 2021 Point Of View 1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2. It’s not true that married men live longer than single…
Januar 6, 2021 The Blondes and the Spaghetti What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Januar 6, 2021 Blondes and Bras How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because they forget to take the Klennex out of the box.
Januar 6, 2021 String Joke A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender replies „I’m sorry, We don’t serve strings“The string, angry, runs…
Januar 6, 2021 Windows 95 Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Januar 6, 2021 Nag Nag Nag! A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the…
Januar 6, 2021 Turtle and a Blonde? What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back their both fucked!
Januar 6, 2021 In the Bathroom If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when you’re IN the bathroom?European! (You’re a Peein‘)And if you really…
Januar 6, 2021 Liberal Episcopalians Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They are so liberal that they have 6 commandments and 4suggestions.
Januar 6, 2021 How many mimes? Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2, the trick is getting them IN there.