Januar 6, 2021 Snail's Pace A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He glances down, sees a snail there and being the conscientious…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyers A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks to speak to Mr. Taylor, his lawyer.The receptionist replies, „I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 Literal Actions Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All of a sudden, they start masturbating furiously, until the bar…
Januar 6, 2021 Monica's Favorite Food Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Januar 6, 2021 The Lettuce Joke What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Januar 6, 2021 Battered women? In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think… all this time, I have been eating mine plain!
Januar 6, 2021 Redlight What goes „errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Januar 6, 2021 Oval office What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in the oval office!
Januar 6, 2021 Presidential Promise The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his staff.