Januar 6, 2021 Cheap Rooms 4 Rent Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own bed.Guest: I’ll make my own bed.Innkeeper: Good. I’ll get you…
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton Strikes again The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during his morning jog.Fortunately, it was…
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Januar 6, 2021 Speech to the deaf. An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on…
Januar 6, 2021 Painting in the nude. Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not…
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Januar 6, 2021 In the beginning… When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.“I’m not aware of your problem,“ the doctor said….